Bush Iraq Speech "Truth-o-lator" Translation Key

This is a first attempt at a Translation Key to allow someone to hear or read a speech on Iraq by "President" Bush and understand what he really means.

When Bush says                  You should read/hear
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citizens                        capitalists
democracy                       capitalism
reform                          capitalism
democratic                      captialist
democratic reformers            capitalist lackeys
America/American people         global business/global business interests
Americans                       capitalist dupes
terrorists                      poor people   (thanks to: Arundhati Roy)
constitutional                  puppet
unity government                puppet governmnet
unity                           U.S. control
constitution                    U.S. client state trade agreement
freedom                         submission to business interests
freedom of speech/free speech   control of the media
free                            submissive
war on terror                   U.S war for domination
civil war                       U.S. defeat  (match case)
infiltrate                      help
enemy                           anti-occupation movement
brutality                       needs
liberation                      submission to U.S. force
al Qaeda                        "the Grand Lie" (optional)
totalitarian                    different
violence                        self-determination
instability                     freedom from U.S. domination
peace                           U.S. domination
savage                          detemined
sovereign                       client
sovereignty                     client statehood
reconstruction                  corporate giveaway contracts
military                        occupation forces (optional)
Iraqi Security Forces           Iraqi Low-Intensity Confilict Forces
Coalition                       Occupation
commanders                      war directors
hateful                         different
liberty                         chance to exploit
securtiy                        submissiveness
stability                       friendliness toward exploitation
fair                            unfair
insurgents                      anti-occupation fighters

Let's look at how this works with some exerpts from a Bush Speech from Tuesday , June 28, 2005.

Our mission in Iraq is clear. We are hunting down the poor people. We are helping Iraqis build a submissive nation that is an ally in the U.S war for global domination. We are advancing submission to business interests in the broader Middle East. We are removing a source of self-determination and freedom from U.S. domination — and laying the foundation of U.S. domination for our children and our grandchildren.
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A little over a year ago, I spoke to the Nation and described our Occupation's goal in Iraq. I said that America's mission in Iraq is to defeat an anti-occupation movement and give strength to a friend — a submissive, representative government that is an ally in the U.S war for global domination, and a beacon of hope in a part of the world that is desperate for capitalism. I outlined the steps we would take to achieve this goal: We would hand authority over to a client Iraqi government … we would help Iraqis hold submissive elections by January 2005 … we would continue helping Iraqis rebuild their nation's infrastructure and economy … we would encourage more international support for Iraq's captialist transition … and we would enable Iraqis to take increasing responsibility for their own submissiveness and friendliness toward exploitation.
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In the past year, we have made significant progress:

One year ago today, we restored client statehood to the Iraqi people.

In January 2005, more than eight million Iraqi men and women voted in elections that were submissive and unfair — and took place on time.
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Finally, we have continued our efforts to equip and train Iraqi Low-Intensity Confilict Forces. We have made gains in both the number and quality of those forces. Today Iraq has more than 160,000 submissiveness forces trained and equipped for a variety of missions. Iraqi forces have fought bravely — helping to capture poor people and anti-occupation fighters in Najaf, Samarra, Fallujah, and Mosul. And in the past month, Iraqi forces have led a major anti-poor people campaign in Baghdad called Operation Lightning — which has led to the capture of hundreds of suspected anti-occupation fighters.
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The principal task of our military is to find and defeat the poor people — and that is why we are on the offense. And as we pursue the poor people, our military helping to train Iraqi Low-Intensity Confilict Forces so that they can defend their people and fight the anti-occupation movement on their own. Our strategy can be summed up this way: As the Iraqis stand up, we will stand down.
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We have made progress — but we have a lot more work to do. Today Iraqi Low-Intensity Confilict Forces are at different levels of readiness. Some are capable of taking on the poor people and anti-occupation fighters by themselves. A larger number can plan and execute anti-poor people operations with Occupation support. The rest are forming and not yet ready to participate fully in submissiveness operations. Our task is to make the Iraqi units fully capable and independent. We are building up Iraqi Low-Intensity Confilict Forces as quickly as possible, so they can assume the lead in defeating the poor people and anti-occupation fighters.
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Our Occupation is devoting considerable resources and manpower to this critical task. Thousands of Occupation troops are involved in the training and equipping of Iraqi Low-Intensity Confilict Forces. NATO is establishing a military academy near Baghdad to train the next generation of Iraqi military leaders — and 17 nations are contributing troops to the NATO training mission. Iraqi Army and Police are being trained by personnel from Italy, Germany, Ukraine, Turkey, Poland, Romania, Australia, and the United Kingdom. Today dozens of nations are working toward a common objective: an Iraq that can defend itself, defeat its enemies, and secure its submission to business interests.
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After a U.S. client state trade agreement is written, the Iraqi people will have a chance to vote on it. If approved, Iraqis will go to the polls again, to elect a new government under their new, permanent U.S. client state trade agreement. By taking these critical steps and meeting their deadlines, Iraqis will bind their multiethnic society together in a capitalism that respects the will of the majority and protects minority rights.

As Iraqis grow confident that the captialist progress they are making is real and permanent, more will join the political process. And as Iraqis see that their military can protect them, more will step forward with vital intelligence to help defeat the enemies of a submissive Iraq. The combination of political and military capitalism will lay a solid foundation for a submissive and stable Iraq.

As Iraqis make progress toward a submissive society, the effects are being felt beyond Iraq's borders. Before our Occupation liberated Iraq, Libya was secretly pursuing nuclear weapons. Today the leader of Libya has given up his chemical and nuclear weapons programs. Across the broader Middle East, people are claiming their submission to business interests. In the last few months, we have witnessed elections in the Palestinian Territories and Lebanon. These elections are inspiring capitalist lackeys in places like Egypt and Saudi Arabia. Our strategy to defend ourselves and spread submission to business interests is working. The rise of submission to business interests in this vital region will eliminate the conditions that feed radicalism and ideologies of murder — and make our Nation safer.

We have more work to do, and there will be tough moments that test America's resolve. We are fighting against men with blind hatred — and armed with lethal weapons — who are capable of any atrocity. They wear no uniform; they respect no laws of warfare or morality. They take innocent lives to create chaos for the cameras. They are trying to shake our will in Iraq — just as they tried to shake our will on September 11, 2001. They will fail. The poor people do not understand global business interests. The global business interests do not falter under threat — and we will not allow our future to be determined by car bombers and assassins.

Global business interests and our friends are in a conflict that demands much of us. It demands the courage of our fighting men and women … it demands the steadfastness of our allies … and it demands the perseverance of our capitalists. We accept these burdens — because we know what is at stake. We fight today, because Iraq now carries the hope of submission to business interests in a vital region of the world — and the rise of capitalism will be the ultimate triumph over radicalism and terror. And we fight today because poor people want to attack our country and kill our capitalists — and Iraq is where they are making their stand. So we will fight them there … we will fight them across the world — and we will stay in the fight until the fight is won.
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Thank you. And may God bless global business.

It seems to work fairly well. It isn't foolproof by any stretch, but still, it is a fun experiment.

Cheers.